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10 things guys really want you to sext

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  1. Boobs. If your mission is to sext, you can’t go wrong with nudity. Guys like full-body shots, but if you can’t be bothered to go through the hassle of an iPhone boudoir shoot, or just don’t want your face in any pics just in case hackers/the NSA/creepy roommates snoop around, close-ups are good too. I mean, not too close up. It shouldn’t feel like a picture in an anatomy textbook.
  2. Boobs, covered. To be fair, sometimes the suggestion of nudity can be just as exciting. Some strategically placed objects (or your hands) can get him all riled up.
  3. Detailed, descriptive messages about what you want to do to him later. And by “detailed” and “descriptive,” I don’t mean diagrams. Use lots of adjectives (like “wet” and “hard”) and talk in a lot of detail, as if you were explaining it to someone who’s never had sex before. Also, throw in something about you moaning and/or needing him. If you still don’t know what to do, here’s a Mad Lib to help:

  1. A fantasy or a sex dream you just had. Just letting him know you’re turned on will turn him on. Horniness is like yawns in that it’s super contagious even if you can’t explain why.
  2. Tell him you just masturbated. It might sound kind of counterintuitive to let him know you just came without him, but the text “I just came thinking about you” will have him canceling all his plans, faking sick at work, and scrambling to get to your place.
  3. Any text-only sext at an inappropriate time. Shoot him something sexy (not photos, just words) when you know he’s in a meeting or out at a bar with his friends. He’ll be all, “This feels so wrong.” And it is. It’s super wrong to have a boner while you’re watching Jeremy from accounting walk everyone through a bunch of Powerpoint slides, but he won’t mind.
  4. A Snapchat doodle. Draw a Batman mask (trust me, it works for some reason) or even just a couple of carefully placed hearts, depending on your level of artistic skill. No matter how good (or bad) you are at drawing, he’ll appreciate the fun.
  5. A date night plan (with sex included). The evening you planned includes that movie he wants to see, dinner at his favorite restaurant, and then you’re going to take him home and tie him to the bed.
  6. Send him a porn clip or pic, and let him know that’s what you want to do with him later. Make sure the coast is clear (and he’s not at work or in church or something) and then send him some “inspiration.” Maybe it’s a new position you want to try out, or some light S&M.
  7. Anything not involving emojis. Trust me, this is solid advice. There are very few ways to screw up a sext. Emojis are one of them.

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People who laugh live longer!

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Laughter by definition is the action or sound of laughing.

Often triggered by something funny and humorous, many experts agree laughter is the medicine for everything.

If we are to move with that notion, then the experts might be onto to something because according to research, people who laugh a lot tend to live longer.

According to a large study published in the April 2016 issue of Psychosomatic Medicine, women with a strong sense of humour were found to live longer in spite of illness, especially cardiovascular disease and infection.

While their male counterparts seem to be protected against infection.

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Norwegian researchers reported findings from a 15-year study on the link between sense of humour and mortality among 53 556 women and men in their country.

The team assessed the cognitive, social and affective components of humour using a validated questionnaire.

They also examined death from specific conditions: heart disease, infection, cancer and chronic obstructive pulmonary disease.

Their findings show that for women, high scores on humours cognitive component were associated with 48% less risk of death from all causes, a 73% lower risk of death from heart disease and an 83% lower risk of death from infection.

For men, a link was found only for the risk of death from infection. Those with high humour scores had a 74% reduced risk.

Simply put, a laughter a day keeps you alive in every way.

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Different types of 4-5s

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IF YOU you’re a plumber, then you understand that there are different types of pipes – from cast iron and steel to plastic and copper.

All these pipes serve a specific purpose: ensuring that no leaks ever occur.

Much like these pipes, the 4-5 serves a similar purpose and comes in different shapes and sizes.

According to Healthline magazine, there are 20 different types of penises but we will zone in on the five prominent types:

1. The curved upward

Like the banana, this 4-5 type curves slightly upward when it’s erect. The upward curve means an advantage when it comes to stimulating all the right spots for toe-curling and full-body orgasms.

2. The curved downward

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When you tilt that banana around, you find this shape. It’s basically a penis with a slight downward curve. Again, the curve is noticeable only during an erection.

3. The C-shaped 4-5

This type has a noticeable curve to the right. Sex positions that allow you to work the curve toward the front wall of the punani or rectum give you the same hotspot advantage as those with banana shapes.

4. The straight-line 4-5

This type maintains pretty much the same shape – from shaft to head. According sexologists, this 4-5 needs one to be extra creative with sex positions because of its lack of flexibility.

5. Bigger base with a narrow head

This penis is thicker at the base and narrows as you get closer to the head, giving it a cone-like shape. The narrower head makes for easier entry, and a wider base provides more stimulation the deeper you go.

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What type of breasts do men like?

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If you love your meat, then you understand why some people prefer the breast part of a chicken.

This is the meatiest part of the chicken and is packed with health benefits.

According to experts, chicken breast is an excellent source of lean protein.

It’s also a good source of vitamins B and D, calcium, iron and zinc. It also has small amounts of vitamins A and C.

Maybe that’s the same reason men love women’s breasts.

Like chicken breasts, a woman’s breast is loaded with health benefits that come in different sizes and shapes.

While many sexologists agree that this part of her anatomy is the first thing that grabs his attention, the big question is: what type of breasts do the opposite sex prefer?

According to scientists from Prague’s Charles University, men actually prefer shapely, perkier breasts rather than bigger or smaller breasts.

To make sure they were certain, the researchers turned to 267 men from four different countries to prove their hypothesis.

A bunch of men from Brazil, Cameroon, the Czech Republic and Namibia were all shown two pictures of varying breast sizes.

All the men preferred the perkier and well-shaped breasts.

So ladies, those are the type of cups he’d prefer to drink from, if you catch my drift.

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